And let’s be real, this is how the Perc’ahlia break up went.

  • Someone panicked in the morning, argument ensued, emotionally constipated people decide to split up, maybe
  • Percy moodily moves back into the castle, Cassandra is very concerned
  • He mopes off into his workshop
  • Vex goes hunting to blow off some steam
  • Vex comes back to blow off some more steam in the form of break up sex
  • They traumatize a few choice members of the castle staff by leaving the door open
  • They also realize they’re being dumb and stop
  • Percy moves back into Vex’s house by sunset. Cassandra is mildly annoyed.