Well, and isn’t it funny how everyone got these deep questions about their characters and backstories and futures and feelings, and Vex got like, so you like bad boys, so how are things with your dad, so how are things with your boyfriend, so how does your brother feel about things with your boyfriend, and btw remember broom gate? And by funny I mean fucking infuriating and so, so much like everything that came before.

Reasons for Vex to be pregnant

Pro:

  • She’s a sexually active woman with a womb, what else is she supposed to do with it?

Con:

  • She has been drinking strong alcohol in every episode since the break except the last
  • She has been throwing herself into danger, with no objections from Percy, who is quite clearly in on the secret
  • A city with a spinning orb of death under it that might vomit the apocalypse any day now might not be the best situation to bring children into
  • Procreating before marriage is especially messy when both parents are nobles in a very small city. Messes with inheritance and shit.
  • Of her like 60~ish years of half-elven fertility, only fifteen or so have passed, so it’s not exactly a biological clock now-or-never thing
  • Which at 28 it wouldn’t be for human women either
  • The cast has repeatedly rejected the idea of “roll for pregnancy”
  • “We’re making that roll too often in real life, this is my escapism!” – Taliesin, January critmas periscope.
  • And really, why WOULD she? Or they? Even consider this? Depending on how long the arc goes, that would take Vex riiight out of it, and if anyone is attached to their characters too much to even think about that, it’s Laura
  • You could also bring real life predisposition of the actors towards children into this, but that’s also kind of gross and uncomfortable.
  • You know, gross how it was when Laura was asked about having children in a Q&A and uncomfortable as in what that question clearly made her.

Stop obsessing over her womb, fandom. Women can do way more interesting things with their lives than having babies. Especially in the escapism of role playing in a magical fantasy realm that has cantrips for that.