And today in “I know what you’re trying to do here, but you’re REALLY NOT HELPING”

replied to your post “I REALLY Wouldn’t Recommend Zemnian Porn – The German of Episodes 10 &…”

Okay but, very important question from someone
who used to live in Germany… Was Caleb’s treatment of the bread
acceptable or not? If it is one thing I have learnt, it is that bread is
a Big Deal in Germany. *Casually points to beloved giant depressed loaf
of burnt bread*

I AM A FAILURE TO MY PEOPLE! THE BREAD! AAAAH!

Okay so I have never heard of anyone German doing this, but I’m not sure there’s an explicit cultural stigma against it, other than that you don’t play with your food. And sticking your dirty, dirty hands inside of it is WASTEFUL and UNHYGIENIC. But that’s just my take on this and not necessarily “German”.

(The real question is, was it white, grey, or black bread? This is important!)

German Critical Role Discord now open and looking for new members!

tj-teejay:

Hey Critters, if you speak Germany (or would like to brush up on your Zemnian), we now have a German language Critical Role Discord server at https://discord.gg/qdu4qt

Come in large numbers, any race or class welcome (even Goblins) with the possible exception of large dragons or other monsters looking to wreak havoc. Those will be slain at the doors by Vox Machina prior to entry.

Spread the word!

Real talk: The other gods totally call the Raven Queen Nera (or whatever her canon mortal name is in Matt’s setting) whenever they have to communicate. She’s the real new money here before Vecna came along.

Me, waiting for Scanlan to properly apologize to Vex with words:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

Amen. Just because Vex isn’t openly showing her hurt feelings doesn’t mean she isn’t owed one giant fucking apology. And the fact that Scanlan also only seems to be capable of apologizing reactionary and not due to actually realizing how he hurt people doesn’t exactly speak favobly of him.

Remember when Vax made a completely shocked face when Percy tried to stab Raishan while his completely unprepared sister was in the room?

Remember when Vax punched Percy in the face for impulsively triggering a trap after they were already low on hit points after a major encounter and Vex died?

And remember when Vax impulsively leapt into a room and almost got Percy’s sister killed that way?

STOP THAT YOU GUYS, THE PARALLELS AREN’T FUNNY ANYMORE.

~~Also Vax you might be a hypocrite.~~