So last year I wasn’t in the fandom yet, but the episode that happened sooort of on my birthday because of timezones had Vex tell the tree fuckboy that her heart was someone else’s.

This year, the episode happens after it is my birthday in my timezone, and there are legitimate fears of everyone dying. Man, and I have a party to throw tomorrow, I don’t need that kind of drama in my life. But whenever I don’t watch, Scanlan returns, the twins die, or not, or kind of, Percy and Vex are engaged, or are actually not engaged… I’m scared to miss episodes by now is what I’m saying. And if I miss this one, something horrible is going to happen on my birthday, I can feeel it…

…Or there’s just a nice chat with some armors, maybe a god, and a shared crafting sessions. That. Could totally be a thing. And then Vasselheim falls and Vecna gets the horn of Orcus. Which admittedly would be one iconic birthday episode… Though Mercer might not walk out of the theater if that happens, given how live audiences are.

…rambling about this actually made it worse, dammit…