“Raishan Ripley von Musel Klossowski de Rolo, you were named after two women who lured us onto deathtrap islands and killed your father, but damn if they weren’t the smartest bitches we ever met.”
“Also, both your father and I thought they were kinda hot, not gonna lie.” – best addition to this post so far, curtesy of @chicken-tamer
Overdressed & Underappreciated 