brainstatic:

Her: Whatcha up to?

Me: Not much, just –

Brain: Tell her the truth.

Me: No.

Brain: Tell her you’re reading about how female bonobo monkeys will form gangs to attack aggressive males and then have an orgy together.

Me: I can’t say that.

Brain: Tell her how bonobos have nuanced rituals establishing consent, and that males who overstep boundaries may find themselves set upon by an organized gang of vigilante lesbian monkeys.

Me: No.

Brain: We share 99.6% of our DNA with animals that use orgies for basically all forms of social organization, and they also have lesbian justice squads.

Me: – just catching up on Westworld, crazy show.