Elephants come running when they hear their fave person calling
Omg 😭
GOALSSSS
They are the cutest giants everrr😭😭😭😭
sQUAD
He is the chosen one
They were so excited, I can’t 😭😭
Author: vohalika
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
It’s the zombie apocalypse!
Most people are working on taking out zombies, finding shelter or escaping the city, but not your party.
You’ve got a bunch of spray-cans and it is your duty to spray ominious, cryptic grafftti everywhere to make sure that the ruins fully fit the genre.
You: seeing six crows is bad luck and an omen of death
Me, an intellectual: seeing six crows is great luck because you get to see six crows
Local 1000 year old woman takes up cliff-diving hobby again, has no fear of god or death
Overdressed & Underappreciated 