pagerunner-j:

megneato:

megneato:

one of my fav cr moments is when Ashly Burch starts to sing amazing grace for her character as Liam rolls the damage for Jayne’s Inflict wounds spell, i laugh every time

Second have moment from that ep is when Ashly rolls 2 nat 20s in a row against Liam and he yells ‘What the fuck, get out of this building!!’

I really need to watch that episode again. Ashly is always a treasure, and Jayne…

Jayne is the best. In an “I will admire her from afar while praying for my soul because I’m pretty sure if she’s arrived we’re doomed” sort of way.

mockiato:

radiation:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

tentadog:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

tentadog:

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM 

RIGHT?

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame 

we milk this titty

we milk this titty on snake meat throne

Breastfeeding is beautiful 😇

brosandprose:

Shoutout to the: 

  • survivors 
  • journalists 
  • social media managers 
  • sexual assault and domestic violence activists 
  •  crisis hotline volunteers 

who made it through this week!! I see you!!! You are strong and valid and believed and supported! 

 and none for Lindsey Graham bye