missmajora-hearts:

dominalumina:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

agelfeygelach:

kittsman:

The mightiest warrior, Sir Pigglesworth.

i didn’t know what i needed to see to motivate me this morning. Apparently it was a cavy in bronze scale. Gods bless.

He is a noble knight in days of old!

If your blog can’t have a guinea pig is scale mail armor on it, I don’t know what kind of joyless, forsaken blog you run. But I want no part in it.

Did anyone notice the pillow?

gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

imagine the drama if characters from classical literature engaged in tumblr antics

CALLOUT POST for Fitzwilliam Darcy

  • did not consider me handsome enough to dance with
  • has been the means of ruining, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most beloved sister
  • reduced George Wickham to his present state of comparative poverty (I don’t have receipts on this but trust me)

  • is full of arrogance, conceit, and selfish disdain of the feelings of others; is ungentlemanlike in general

EDIT: I HAVE RESCINDED ALL CALLOUTS OF MR. DARCY He is now my husband (long story)